Lyric:
INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED July 23/84 Karl Rigelhof

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Your guess is as good as mine
Directions not concluded
Will we figure it out in time

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To untangle this romance
Conductions not eluded
As you try to undo her pants

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To unlock the state of politics
Deductions not intruded
As the countdown begins to tick

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To unravel the mystery
Selections not secluded
To the fulfillment of man's destiny

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If we could only believe we have done it right
Confusion is often rooted
In the missing fragments of the guiding light

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Some assembly is required, again we stress
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Can you tell us which button we should press
Or should we just leave well enough alone

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For this dangerous game we call life
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You may get cut by this dual edged knife